Sunday, January 8, 2012

Spiritually speaking, how would Princess Kim react if she found out I was writing to Tim Tebow about her?

The University of Florida's Athletics Department mailing address is here:








Tim Tebow


c/o Florida Gators Football


University of Florida Athletic Association, Inc.


PO Box 14485


Gainesville, FL 32604


USA





Would it be too presumptuous of me to write this guy a letter telling him about his most obsessive fan in Yahoo! Answers history?|||Well, that would be kinda nice but considering that he already graduated from the University of Florida (or is graduating after this semester)...


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TIM, BABY!!! I LOOOOOVE YOU! AND I AIN'T NO GROUPIE OR BANDWAGON, I LOVE YOU LIKE REAL LOVE 鈾?鈾?鈾?鈾?鈾?br>




If you still insist in writing him then.. I don't know, wait until he's drafted in an NFL team. Every night and day I pray the Baltimore Ravens draft him, I live there when I'm not stuck in the lamest state of the nation, and love the Ravens, I'd go CRAAAAAAAZY! muaaak my Timothy! 鈾?br>




PS: in your letter please just tell him the nice truths about me, like I'm a good chaste Christian girl, get mostly good grades, get along well with my parents, do modeling every once in a while, etc... Please don't mention that I PMS badly, the online thing with Ethan and Postal, and the 58 suspended accounts *asks very nicely*|||He is done with college. You should start writing to the team he gets drafted to this month.|||I just ate a salami and swiss sammich.

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