What would Man United players put on their facebooks...?

GARY NEVILLE



Networks : Manchester

Sex : Unlikely

Interested In : Women who'll marry anyone

Relationship Status : Married

Birthday : Yes

Political Views : Anti-Scouse Alliance

Religious Views : If someone like me can pull, there must be a god.



Contact info :

Email : Rat_tache@hotmail.com



Personal info :

Activities : Grimacing, hating, loathing, showing anger

Interests : I love music, but nothing by any cr*p Scouse bands like the Beatles, Zutons or The Coral.

Favourite music : Anything by Simply Red

Favourite TV shows : Roland Rat

Favourite movies : Dumb and Dumber



10-second interview



Blonde, brunette or redhead?

- I'd never turn any fella down



I'd like to smack...

- The blokes who tiled my swimming pool



What's your magic word?

- Ole



I believed in Santa Claus until...

- Liverpool won the European Cup for the fifth time.



Friends in other networks :

Liverpool (0)

Football Association (12)

PFA (8)

England (0)

Referees' Association (20)

Scousers Anonymous (10)What would Man United players put on their facebooks...?
WAYBE ROONEY



Networks : Liverpool

Sex : Ape

Interested In : Grannys

Relationship Status : Married

Birthday : 24/10/85

Political Views : None at all!

Religious Views : The Church of Burger King



Contact info :

Email : Big_grannylover85@hotmail.com



Personal info :

Activities : Football, Boxing, eating, spitting, stamping on Portuguese balls.

Interests : Grandmothers

Favourite music : B*witched

Favourite TV shows : The real football factories.

Favourite movies : A monkey's tale



10-second interview



Blonde, brunette or redhead?

- Balding



I'd like to smack...

- Everybody! Everybody! Everybody!



What's your magic word?

- C*nt!



I believed in Santa Claus until...

- What do you mean, "until"?



Friends in other networks :

Everton (0)

Football Association (1)

England (0)

Referees' Association (0)

Scousers Anonymous (0)
Steven Gerrard's Facebook:



Networks: Liverpool

Sex: Men only

Interested in: Men

Relationship status: Married, but i'm unfaithful

Birthday: Of course

Political views: Pro homosexual.

Religious views: God %26lt;3



Contact info:

Email: sexysteve@hotmail.com



Personal info:

Activities: Anything that involves me falling to the ground when i'm not hurt.

Interests: Diving, and Men.

Favorite music: Elton John.

Favorite TV shows: Queer eye for the straight guy.

Favorite movies: Brokeback Mountain.



10 second interview



Blonde, brunette, or readhead?

-Too tough to decide how I like my man... ;)



I'd like to smack...

-Manchester United players because they always beat my team even when I have my best dive :(



Whats your magic word?

-REF!



I believed in Santa Clause until...

-Johnny Beasley beat me senselessly and called me a ******.



Friends in other networks:

Liverpool (24)

Diving club (24)

Gay association of the world (2,000,000)

England (12)

Gays anonymous (30,000)What would Man United players put on their facebooks...?
Have a star-brilliant!!



Certainly not a photograph of FIVE European Cups



Hail Hail to Celtic and You'll Never Walk Alone My Liverpool friend xx
Haha lol....aww i loved that almost as much as i love Gary Neville himself:DWhat would Man United players put on their facebooks...?
Hahahahha..

Brilliant
Lol.

Very creative :)
Lmao

Have A star
great start to my day
lmao..cracker..wee star for you